Coño Beer™

Coño Beer™ (Cerveza) is the latest product from Coño®, Inc.

 

 

Terms of Use

Coño® Activewear Inc.

Overview:

The following rules and regulations apply to all visitors to or users of the Coño®, Inc. Web Site, the home page of which is at www.conobeer.com. By using this Web site, you agree to be bound by these rules and regulations, as they may be modified by Coño®, Inc. at any time and posted on this Web site. In the event of a violation of these rules and regulations, Coño®, Inc. reserves the right to seek all remedies available by law and in equity.

 

Limited License:

Coño®, Inc. Web Site and all of its materials, including, but not limited to, its software or HTML code, scripts, text, artwork, photographs, images, video, and audio (collectively, "Materials" ) are protected by copyright laws and other U.S. and international laws and treaties. All Materials are provided by Coño®, Inc. as a service to its current and prospective customers and may be used only for personal informational and product ordering purposes and only if you also retain all copyright and other proprietary notices contained on the Materials. No right, title or interest in our Materials is conveyed to you This is a limited license, not a transfer of title to our Materials, and such license is subject to the following restrictions: (a) you may not copy, reproduce, publish, transmit, distribute, perform, display, post, modify, create derivative works from, sell, license or otherwise exploit this site or any of its Materials without our prior written permission; (b) you may not access or use the Coño®, Inc. Web Site for any competitive or commercial purpose; and (c) you will not permit any copying of our Materials. Any unauthorized copying, alteration, distribution, transmission, performance, display, or other use of these Materials is prohibited. Coño®, Inc. may revoke this limited license at any time for any or no reason. All rights not expressly granted are reserved by Coño®, Inc.

 

Trademarks:

Coño®, Inc. and its affiliated companies retain all rights regarding their trademarks, trade names, brand names and trade dress. These marks, names or trade dress, and all associated logos or images, are registered and/or common law trademarks of Coño®, Inc. and are protected by U.S. and international laws and treaties.

The additional Coño® trademarks - ño®!, oño®!, Coñito®

No license to the use of such marks, names or trade dress is granted to you under these terms and conditions or by your use of the Coño®, Inc. Web Site. Your misuse of the trademarks displayed on the Coño®, Inc. Web Site is strictly prohibited. You are also advised that Coño®, Inc. will aggressively enforce its intellectual property rights to the fullest extent of the law, including the seeking of civil remedies and criminal prosecution.

 

Patents:

One or more patents may apply to this website, including without limitation U.S. Trademark Nos. S/N 74375948, R/N 1841891.

 

Linking:

Periodically, links may be established from this Web Site to one or more external web sites or resources operated by third parties (the "Third Party Sites"). These links are provided for your convenience only. In addition, certain Third Party Sites also may provide links to the Coño®, Inc. Web Site. None of such links should be deemed to imply that Coño®, Inc. endorses the Third Party Sites or any content therein.

Coño®, Inc. does not control and is not responsible or liable for any Third Party Sites or any content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such Third Party Sites. Access to any Third Party Sites is at your own risk and Coño®, Inc. will have no liability arising out of or related to such web sites and/or their content or for any damages or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with any purchase, use of or reliance on any such content, goods, or services available on or through any such Third Party Site.

 

Special Notice:

Coño®, Inc. has a no-tolerance policy regarding the use of our trademarks or names in metatags and/or hidden text. Specifically, the use of our trademarks or names in metatag keywords is trademark infringement, and the use of trademarks or names in page text, metatags, and/or hidden text for purposes of gaining higher rankings from search engines is unfair competition. Linking to any Coño®, Inc. web page is prohibited absent express written permission from Coño®, Inc.. Framing, inline linking or other association of the Coño®, Inc. Web site or its Materials with links, advertisements and/or other information not originating from the Coño®, Inc. web site is expressly prohibited.

One or more patents may apply to this Website, including without limitation: U.S. Trademark Nos. S/N 74375948, R/N 1841891

 

Disclaimer of Warranty:

Access to Coño®, Inc. Web Site is provided to our customers and prospective customers "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" and without warranty of any kind, whether express or implied, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THOSE OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE OR NONINFRINGEMENT. Some jurisdictions do not allow the disclaimer of implied warranties. In such jurisdictions, the foregoing disclaimer may not apply to you. Coño®, Inc. reserves the right to block or deny access to the Web Site to anyone at any time for any reason.

 

Jurisdiction:

Coño®, Inc. controls this Web Site from its offices within the State of Florida. Coño®, Inc. does not imply that the materials published on this Web Site are appropriate for use outside of the United States. If you access this Web Site from outside of the United States, you do so on your own initiative and you are responsible for compliance with local laws. The terms of this Web Site shall be governed by the laws of the state of Florida, without giving effect to its conflict of laws provisions.

 

Your Communications:

Coño®, Inc. shall be free to use any ideas, concepts, know-how, or techniques contained in any communication you send to the Web Site for any purpose whatsoever including, but not limited to, developing, manufacturing and marketing products using such information. Any personally identifiable information you provide to Coño®, Inc. through the Web Site shall be subject to the Web Site's Privacy Policy.

 

Limitation of Liability:

IN NO EVENT WILL COÑO®, INC. BE LIABLE TO ANY PARTY FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES FOR USE OF THIS SITE OR ANY OTHER HYPERLINKED WEB SITES INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, LOST PROFITS OR REVENUES, COSTS OF REPLACEMENT, BUSINESS INTERRUPTIONS, LOSS OF DATA OR DAMAGES RESULTING FROM USE OF OR RELIANCE ON THE INFORMATION PRESENT, EVEN IF COÑO®, INC. IS EXPRESSLY ADVISED ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. In some jurisdictions, limitations of liability are not permitted. In such jurisdictions, the foregoing limitations on liability may not apply to you.

 

Revisions:

Coño®, Inc. may terminate, change, suspend or discontinue any aspect of this Web Site, including the availability of any features of the site, at any time and without notice. Coño®, Inc. also reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to change, modify, add or remove any portion of these terms in whole or in part, at any time and without notice. Coño®, Inc. may terminate the authorization, rights and license given above at any time and without notice. Your continued use of this Web Site after any changes to these terms are posted will be considered acceptance of those changes.

 

Notice for Copyright Infringement:

Coño®, Inc. does not permit copyright infringing activities on this Web site. Coño®, Inc. may remove any content of any kind that a user posts to this Web Site ("User Communications"), e.g., if properly informed that the User Communications infringe another's copyright rights. Coño®, Inc. may terminate the ability to submit User Communications if, under appropriate circumstances, a person submitting User Communications to this Web Site is determined to be a repeat infringer.

If you are a copyright owner or an agent for such owner and believe that any User Communications on this Web site by third parties infringes upon your copyrights, you may notify Coño®, Inc. by providing the following information in writing:

(1) A physical or electronic signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive copyright right that is allegedly infringed;

(2) Identification of the location where the original or an authorized copy of the copyrighted work exists;

(3) Identification of the User Communication(s) or material that is claimed to be infringing and a description of the infringing activity and information reasonably sufficient to permit Coño®, Inc. to locate the same;

(4) Information reasonably sufficient to permit Coño®, Inc. to contact you, such as an address, telephone number, and, if available, an email address;

(5) A statement that you have a good faith belief that use of the User Communication(s) or material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and

(6) A statement that the information in the notification is accurate, and, under penalty of perjury, that you are authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive copyright right that is allegedly infringed.

 

Our agent for notice of claims of copyright infringement can be reached as follows:

By e-mail:

Coño®, Inc. - Contact Us

If you fail to comply with all of the requirements above, your notice may not be valid.